港式英語口頭嘽 . . . . .

Gopper

學番兩三句傍身. . . .  
Blow water. 吹水。
The monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
Blow the chicken. 吹雞
You watch the road carefully你小心睇路 。
You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
Are you road? 你係唔係路呀?
What the water are you?你係乜水?
Do you big me?你大我呀?
Zebra chops the freinds. 班馬劈友 。
Do the world. 做世界 。
What the ghost are you talking about?你講乜鬼?
Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
Do you think I didn         arrive?你當我無到?
Laugh die me.笑死我。
American chinese is not enough.美中不足。
The flower in the heart angrily opens .心花怒放。
You have seeds ,I will give you some colours to see.
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下。
You are good!你好野!
Wear grass. 著草。
I am wearing grass. 我著緊草。
To collect the achievements of a hundred big families.集百傢之大成。
You do not have enough classes to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
Measure water.磅水。
A dragon service.一條龍服務。
Not a horse? 唔係呀馬?
Worship the mountain. 拜山。
You
e so small air. 你真係小氣。
Put you on the table. 擺你上臺。