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Jim went to a bar alone because he lost his job.
Staff: Who are you? I've never seen you before.
Jim: My name is Jim. Just lost my job....sigh....
Staff: What is your job?
Jim: A consultant.
Staff: I never know exactly what a consultant do?
Jim: Well, its a job where you need to be a "logic thinker".
Staff: Logic Thinker?
Jim: Its hard for me to explain that, so I'll practice it to you.
Jim: Do you have a dog?
Staff: Yes.
Jim: So, that means you love animal.
Staff: Exactly.
Jim: If you love animal, you must be really love your kid.
Staff: Of course.
Jim: So, if you have a kid, you have a wife.
Staff: Yes, I've a beautiful wife. How did you know that?
Jim: Its all logical.
Jim: Now, the last one. If you have a wife and a kid, that means you are not GAY. Right?
Staff: Yeah.
Jim: And that is what Logic Thinker do.
Staff: Impressive.
Jim: I have to go now. I need to find a new job.
Staff: Good Luck Master.
15 minutes later.....
Man: Who was that guy?
Staff: Oh...he is just a consultant. He taught me to be a logic thinker.
Man: Logic Thinker?
Staff: Well, let me practice it to you.
Staff: Do you have a dog?
Man: No.
Staff: That means YOU ARE GAY. |
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