環球小姐機智問答最辣的一題

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環球小姐機智問答最辣的一題

Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?hdzone.orgI7^:C/y0e!d w
問：美國小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in Americaare like gentlemen.&K)LEhJDC4y
美國小姐：美國的男性器官像紳士。hdzone.org6a}R7lt
Question: How can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？$TPf
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Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman......HDzone!N+R1D&zJ*K
美國小姐：因為只要一看到女士，他們就會起立......"kLc'MA aU

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Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問：西班牙小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight|0dqNe
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西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官像鬥牛。
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問：為什麼呢？
Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an
西班牙小姐：因為只要看到有洞就會出擊。hdzone.org@KVb9A-w7J&@
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Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?NC4K/j$F?
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問：菲律賓小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。"Y`w1M6??
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are
like gossip or rumors.
菲律賓小姐：菲律賓的男性器官像流言。fNsWn6l)q-`0^
Question: How can you say so?
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Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
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菲律賓小姐：因為它從一張嘴裡傳到另一張嘴裡。
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Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country? RkN+xh[/p!?I
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Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iranare like thieves.
伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官像賊。HDzone5hre)vqu+fxD
Question: How can you say so?
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Ms I ran: Because they like to enter through the back door.rrmkE0@%d
伊朗小姐：因為他們總愛走後門。
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Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問：印度小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in Indiaare like labourers.
印度小姐：印度的男性器官像苦力。
Question: How can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？
Ms India: Because it works day and night......
印度小姐：因為佢日"做"夜"做"。
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Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問：馬來西亞小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysiaare like Proton car.vEpv*H;{6^ tr
馬來西亞小姐：馬來西亞的男性器官像Proton 牌轎車(馬來西亞國產車)。
Question: How can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？
&! nbsp;Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.2W}
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馬來西亞小姐：看起來很硬( 造型類似HONDA)其實很軟(一撞就變形)。$o0A.f        V5I"D$f
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Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問：新加坡小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is veryhdzone.org3?$e-}'K`0h#D6q$U
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新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕輸。
Question: How can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes
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新加坡小姐：總是衝進場，提前 15分鐘出場。hdzone.orgz$Ch.l
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Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?l8k5v.IG2t0oU
問：中國小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms China: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Chinaare like Deng Siu Ping .
中國小姐：中國的男性器官像鄧小平 .HDzoneozo|ift

Question: How can you say so?
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問：為什麼呢？
Ms China: Short and hard working, but can work until 90.o/IX(N.e
中國小姐：短小精幹，但卻可以工作到九十歲。
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