Reasons why I never visit my rich friend[英`]

Gopper

<u>Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and.....
Question :  What would you like to have...? Fruit juice, Soda,
Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino, or Coffee?
Answer :   Tea please
Question :   Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey
bush tea, iced tea or green tea?
Answer :   Ceylon tea
Question :  How would you like it? Black or white?
Answer :  white
Question :  Milk, or fresh cream?
Answer :  With milk
Question :  Goat's milk, or cow's milk
Answer :  With cow's milk please.
Question :  Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
Answer :  Um, I'll just take it black.
Question :  Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?
Answer :  With sugar
Question :  Beet sugar or cane sugar?
Answer :  Cane sugar
Question :  White, brown or yellow sugar?
Answer :  Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead.
Question :  Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?
Answer :  Mineral water
Question :  Flavored or non-flavored?
Answer :  I think I'll just die of first </u>

freegold

哈哈，看的人少，回一下