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作者: yellow_dog 時間: 2014-8-12 20:04:32 標題: Logic Thinker

Jim went to a bar alone because he lost his job.

Staff: Who are you? I've never seen you before.

Jim: My name is Jim. Just lost my job....sigh....

Staff: What is your job?

Jim: A consultant.

Staff: I never know exactly what a consultant do?

Jim: Well, its a job where you need to be a "logic thinker".

Staff: Logic Thinker?

Jim: Its hard for me to explain that, so I'll practice it to you.

Jim: Do you have a dog?

Staff: Yes.

Jim: So, that means you love animal.

Staff: Exactly.

Jim: If you love animal, you must be really love your kid.

Staff: Of course.

Jim: So, if you have a kid, you have a wife.

Staff: Yes, I've a beautiful wife. How did you know that?

Jim: Its all logical.

Jim: Now, the last one. If you have a wife and a kid, that means you are not GAY. Right?

Staff: Yeah.

Jim: And that is what Logic Thinker do.

Staff: Impressive.

Jim: I have to go now. I need to find a new job.

Staff: Good Luck Master.

15 minutes later.....

Man: Who was that guy?

Staff: Oh...he is just a consultant. He taught me to be a logic thinker.

Man: Logic Thinker?

Staff: Well, let me practice it to you.

Staff: Do you have a dog?

Man: No.

Staff: That means YOU ARE GAY.

作者: 切雞飯 時間: 2014-8-12 21:53:44

呵呵,明白了

作者: Some1 時間: 2014-8-12 22:13:39

我打不開，請問有設定許可權嗎

作者: mydear888 時間: 2014-8-12 22:26:54

潛水值看滿囉，回覆一下

作者: katchan0481 時間: 2014-8-12 22:35:20

樓主，支持！

作者: michael.huang 時間: 2014-8-12 22:43:08

慢慢來，呵呵

作者: mydear888 時間: 2014-8-12 22:43:29

呵呵，找個機會...

作者: 盲搶鹽 時間: 2014-8-12 23:00:32

樓主也是培訓師嗎

作者: 現實999 時間: 2014-8-12 23:07:10

幫你回覆一下

作者: jennyjellyfish 時間: 2014-8-13 00:34:22

誰能送我幾分啊

作者: [email protected] 時間: 2014-8-13 03:56:29

人氣還要再提高

作者: Gopper 時間: 2014-8-17 02:13:40

初來乍到，請多多關照。。。嘿嘿，回個帖表明我來過。

作者: michael.huang 時間: 2014-8-18 00:30:29

幫你項項吧

作者: frankyhui 時間: 2014-8-18 18:07:09

長時間沒來看了～～

作者: 我不是傻鴨 時間: 2014-8-18 18:07:58

呵呵，等著就等著...

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